Has any Mistress had the misfortune to own anything as ungainly and inept as Quilp?

This is Quilp, at his most loveliest. Quilp has been my property for a number of years and I use him for all manner of humiliations. Quilp is not very good at anything really but I keep him around for my own amusement. This page shows Quilp and some of the horrible things I have done to him over the years.

Once Quilp has finished his chores, I take him to the dungeon and mate him with his favourite butt-plug named Hugh. Quilp and Hugh are inseparable. Then I tie Quilp up, gag him and torture his nipples. When he's settled I frighten Quilp by telling him how I'm going to have him pierced with a Prince Albert and make him wear a padlock through his penis.

The Lovely Trudi Wellbeloved

I use Quilp as a domestic servant at times and it's not unusual for him to be down on his hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor. Other times I might dress him as a maid to serve drinks to my friends. On these occasions, he's known as the lovely Trudy Wellbeloved. I think he looks very pretty dressed as a girl